UrbanDictionary.com definition of: celebslut
A shameless female who prefers to stoop to the level of a crack-whore in a desperate attempt to make money by attracting perverts to a mind numbingly boring cookery TV show.
Still you got to hand it to this slag; Death row worthy, 50 year old virgin men with cheese encrusted, smegma cocks are better than having no viewers at all.
We would like to take this slut under water while we erotically asphyxiate her. It's what she's telling us she most desires after all.
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