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Sexually aggressive female

Popcorn pyramid

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Life's too short for ordinary

bitch

Parody of a parody

too few to mention

reassuring

Mickey's courtesy gesture

sowing the seeds

Jacko gyrator

howto kiss properly

From the cosmopolitan guide on how girls grow up to be better kissers.

extreme dreams

feeling fruity

The evolution of man

it's a sad ass that can't rejoice

Protective clothing fail

Have you been here?

Or at the very least read the book...

yo-yo tops celebrity A-list

An awesome yo-yo called the 'Gyro Pope' has become the first highly skilled prop to win an Oscar for star performance. He's so famous he even has his own caravan during filming and 24/7 personal backup in case he falls during a performance. As can be seen here...

Jacko's new world record song

Jacko has teamed up with the funky phantoms from ghostbusters and put together this spirit rocking, billboard topping release...[crank da volume]

stop your new man from leaving

If you don't want your rich new boyfriend to 'hit the gas pedal' as soon as he sees you naked you need to invest in the platinum Minky Strimmer

For just $49.99 [limited offer] it guarantees you minge looks like a well trimmed bush rather than some fierce growler that might bite you if you get too close.

Sharon Stone and Demi Moore love their Minky Strimmer and simply refuse, 'point blank', to film a movie without one.

Remember girls: real men are choosy about the state of the nest.

fat people kill more than swine flu

Nigella Lawson: celebslut

UrbanDictionary.com definition of: celebslut

A shameless female who prefers to stoop to the level of a crack-whore in a desperate attempt to make money by attracting perverts to a mind numbingly boring cookery TV show.

Still you got to hand it to this slag; Death row worthy, 50 year old virgin men with cheese encrusted, smegma cocks are better than having no viewers at all.

We would like to take this slut under water while we erotically asphyxiate her. It's what she's telling us she most desires after all.

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mind tricks

TAKE a moment to observe the world around you.

Scan the horizon with your eyes.

Tilt your head back and listen.

You're probably getting the impression that your senses are doing a fine job of capturing everything that is going on.

Yet that is all it is: an impression.
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evolution cubed

WE HUMANS have let loose something extraordinary on our planet - a third replicator - the consequences of which are unpredictable and possibly dangerous.

What do I mean by "third replicator"? The first replicator was the gene - the basis of biological evolution. The second was memes - the basis of cultural evolution. I believe that what we are now seeing, in a vast technological explosion, is the birth of a third evolutionary process. We are Earth's Pandoran species, yet we are blissfully oblivious to what we have let out of the box

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